Lady on a goat

Lady On A Goat Lives On The Mantelpiece

"This lady sits on a goat (yes, a goat), which sits on our mantelpiece. We really don't like looking at her, as we think she's a) ugly and b) a bit wierd. But we keep her there for Dad's visits. He comes every two or three weeks and asks 'how she is'. We say she's growing far too fond of her goat. She won't leave it alone. When Dad dies, we'll put her in his coffin. With her goat."

Julia Keyte 2012